So, my friend GranPC, lead programmer for The Stanley Parable, leaked me a super-secret beta version of The Stanley Parable. This is a preview of next Stanley Parable update, and will forever change your life.

Divine art itself will burrow itself into your skull upon install, so be aware of that.

Also, if office chairs start to come out of your Lighting connector or 30-pin connector at any time, please refrain from using this app. That just means you probably aren't a real person.